These are things my first graders have said over the years...
* One time my brother helped me look in my belly button and there was grass growing in there.
* We are late because we were eating too slow and talking to fast.
* Teacher....TEACHER......TEACHER..........113 times in one day!
* Is Mars higher than the sun?...Cause, I've never been there.
* Sometimes when you write your best, it comes out your worst!
* My pencil is starting to give up!
* Teacher: How was your sub yesterday? Student: A little bit crabby AND she had 3 beers!....she did I saw them in the trash can. (Barq's rootbeer)
* My tummy hurts, I think my potatoes are talking back to me.
* How do you spell ostrich? You know like an ostrich in a pear tree.
* When the world turns, how does the water stay on the earth?
* Teacher can I unrase the board?
* Teacher he won't let me have the pencil back....that I let him keep.
* I'm too tired to be smart.
* My pencil is running out of ink!
* I wish I could go to Kindergarten and then graduate college, it would be easier on us.
* Student: "How do you spell Nebraska?" Another student: "NE"
* After P.E. students were arguing and then one student said: "I just want you to know you wrecked my life twice!"
* If I forget, it's my mom's fault...she won't let me remember!
* Teacher: "What are some things that change over time?" Student: "Your underwear."
* My alarm clock is 10 miles faster than my other clock.
I hope you enjoyed these!
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