8th Grade HAL of Fame

The Ten Commandments of Camelot Revisited,
by
Mrs. Konz's 8th Grade Class

1. Thou shalt not pull large, shiny swords from stones.

2. Thou shalt not make verbal contracts with large, green men.

3. Thou shalt not pursue other men's ladies.

4. Thou shalt smite at least one person in thy lifetime.

5. Thou shalt listen to old men with seventy foot beards.

6. Thou shalt not fight without armor.

7. Thou shalt not steal other people's dogs.

8. Thou shalt look out for invisible knights.

9. Thou shalt have a healthy distrust for humanity.

10. Thou shalt know who thou art killing.

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